We have come a great distance because the heady days of Professor James Moriarty.
In Missouri, Michael Conley Loyd, 30, pleaded responsible final week to financial institution theft. That will not be significantly notable, however Loyd wrote his demand notice to the teller on the again of his delivery certificates and robbed the financial institution whereas carrying an ankle monitor. It solely received more strange from there.
Loyd took his roommate’s truck to the theft. He advised police that he actually didn’t have a specific financial institution in thoughts and chosen the Bank of America in Springfield by random. He then panicked after succeeding in getting the cash. He threw his delivery certificates and ID out the window as he fled. As he handed police cruisers, he nervousness elevated and he started to throw the cash out of the window.
The boyfriend of Loyd’s roommate reportedly later known as police and so they picked up Loyd (appropriately sufficient) on the Lazy Acres Mobile Home Park.
Before one complains concerning the lack of effort by millennials as financial institution robbers, Loyd made one remark that stood out on the prison grievance beneath. He mentioned that he robbed the financial institution “because he and his lover . . . had gotten into a fight and he wanted to ‘prove a point.’” It will not be clear what level that was past how to not rob a financial institution or why his girlfriend ought to be extra considered find a life associate.
Here is the prison grievance.